Dinner Gifts

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'George, stop behaving like a baby and eat your dinner!'

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

Colin began to suspect that his date was interested in someone else

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Mom said not to ask Dad for money 'til after he's had his dinner.'

'Why do they always call right in the middle of dinner?'

'He's too proud to beg!'

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"How can you say you don't like that? You haven't even tried it!"

"I didn't get the timings quite right, the meat will be ready next Thursday."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Grace For Flies

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

LAY ZEE FUK

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Sloaney Pony.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."