Wednesday Happy Hour Gifts

(The Drinking Buddy System)

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Reaper's Arms

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Infinity Tavern

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.