Wednesday Happy Hour Pillows

(The Drinking Buddy System)

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.