Happy Hour Gifts

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Another Martoonie?"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Whats your poison.'

"I was looking for a more long range answer than 'Happy Hour.'"

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Please refrain from discussing the economy during Happy Hour.'

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

Police Warning - Happy Hour Ahead

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Charlie won't be here. He's drinking from home today."

"You folks drunk enough yet?"

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"You want your olive?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

Joe's Bar: Lunch Special

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"