Happy Hour Prints

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Another Martoonie?"

'Whats your poison.'

"I was looking for a more long range answer than 'Happy Hour.'"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Police Warning - Happy Hour Ahead

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

'No doubt about it, THIS is the most beautiful time of the day!'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'Please refrain from discussing the economy during Happy Hour.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"You want your olive?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"You folks drunk enough yet?"

Let me know when happy hour is over. I can only maintain this level of hilarity for so long.

Happy* Hour. 5-7. *Pay no attention to the asterisk.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"My bonus – right or wrong!"

Happy Hour

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"