Wednesday T-Shirts

"Every day is hump day to me!"

"Happy Hump Day!"

Friday

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

GDP and G&T.

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Shall we call it a day? Sure, boss, let's call it Friday!"

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

Quitting time

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"T.G.I.F."

"It's Tuesday. Is there any point starting a new project so shortly before the weekend?"

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."