Tuesday Pillows

Just Because it's Tuesday

Is that pancake ready yet?

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

The Stripper

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Time for pancakes!

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Church: Open Sundays

Turtle Home

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Curate talking to miners

Turtle nude painting.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."