Twosday Gifts

Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

Church: Open Sundays

A spider meal prepping

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

TV and man

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Curate talking to miners

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"I can't go out with you again. There just isn't any chemistry between us."

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"Switch me on please..."

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

Chillaxing!

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."