Twosday Prints

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Church: Open Sundays

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

A spider meal prepping

Just Because it's Tuesday

TV and man

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

Curate talking to miners

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"I can't go out with you again. There just isn't any chemistry between us."

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

"Switch me on please..."

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Wednesday wave.'

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Chillaxing!