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"This'll be a challenge."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"It was me who did it!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Arrest of La Tuta

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"