True Crime Trivia Buff Pillows

"This'll be a challenge."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Truman Capote

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

Madoff and devil.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Arrest of La Tuta

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Another clear case of COVID19."