Trouser Tester Gifts

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Too big to fail

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

Back To School

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Product Testing Department

Big Burgers.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Testing a Fiancee

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'