Trouser Trendsetter Gifts

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I, TikTok."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Kensington Fluffies

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"We succumbed to your hype."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Do you like my bling?

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."