Trouser Trendsetter Gifts

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Kensington Fluffies

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Do you like my bling?

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."