Trouser Lover Gifts

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."