Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.
Trouser Lover Gifts
Looking for something special for a trouser aficionado? Our collection celebrates the humor and charm of trouser lovers, whether they’re into trendy styles or vintage classics. Find witty shirts, mugs, pillows, or art prints that showcase their passion for pants. These products make playful and thoughtful gifts, blending humor with personal style, ideal for anyone obsessed with their trousers, from fashionistas to casual wearers who love to stand out.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
Romance
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
A heart shaped cake
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'
"I love it when we clear up issues between us."
Frog flirting.
Klimt Kiss Phones
"I heard they mate for life."
"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"
"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'
"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'
'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.
Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Words of Love
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
Say it with flowers: It!
Urns in love
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'
"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."
"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."
"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."
"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."
Trouser Lover Gifts Collection
Trouser Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of trouser lover mugs to bring humor and personality to your favorite drinkware. Perfect for anyone obsessed with trousers.
Trouser Lover Pillows
Find quirky trousers-themed pillows to brighten up any space. A fun gift for trouser enthusiasts who love to add humor to their decor.
Trouser Lover Prints
Browse vivid and humorous trouser-themed prints that make a bold statement or a fun decor piece for any trouser lover’s space.
Trouser Lover T-Shirts
Discover funny and stylish trouser lover t-shirts that showcase their passion in a playful way. Great for casual wear or making a statement.