Trouser Tester T-Shirts

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Back To School

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Product Testing Department

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Testing a Fiancee

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'