Trouble Seekers Gifts

"Can Kenny come out to play havoc?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Knife-thrower.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.