Trouble Seeker Gifts

"Oh-oh, here comes trouble..."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

'You know too much,'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Truth

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."