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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'You know too much,'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,