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"Can Kenny come out to play havoc?"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

Knife-thrower.

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.