Toddler Trouble Hunters Gifts

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"When did she start crawling?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Houdini's infancy.

Babies

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

The First Supper

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Crying parent holds crying baby.