Toddler Escapologist Gifts

Houdini's infancy.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Cot Escape.

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

Tortured by music

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Desert Island Game

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'Terry often loses himself in a good book.'

"Now remember, act normal!"

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Boo!

Time for Yourself.

No Smoking