Trophy Humorist Gifts

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Bailiff."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"Repeat after me..."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Guilty times infinity."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Breakfast at Universities

Undergraduate and don

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

'Your first trial?'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'We had to bring a judge out of retirement, but we got you a speedy trial.'

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

Girl sees two vending machines: 'Pop' and 'Culture'

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Calm down! This wood doll is the best attorney ourcompany ever had."

A mounted fish eats a man's arm