Trophy Humor Gifts

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

Gary turns 40.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Cat and mouse.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'Go deep.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'