Trophy Humor Pillows

A mounted fish eats a man's arm

Gary turns 40.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Go deep.'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Shows Bundt

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Vegetarian taxidermy

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'