Medalist In Humor Pillows

Levelling up event - All equal on sports podium

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bailiff."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Repeat after me..."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

Medusa's baby picture

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Guilty times infinity."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'