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Levelling up event - All equal on sports podium

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bailiff."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"Repeat after me..."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Guilty times infinity."

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."