Trophy Critic Pillows

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Difference of Opinion

"It's a play on words."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Can't Touch This

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

William Shakespeare

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

The Modern Godot