Trophy Talker Pillows

Man reading a newspaper. Trophy head of giraffe reading over his shoulder.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'Guess who netted it.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

U S football.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Passionate about Football.

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."