Trophy Talker Mugs

Man reading a newspaper. Trophy head of giraffe reading over his shoulder.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Guess who netted it.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Passionate about Football.

U S football.

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Vegetarian taxidermy