Trophy Trickster Pillows

Fake trophy moose photo.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"YOU pass him on the left."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."