Trophy Hoarder Gifts

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.

"Why am I Sales Person of the Year? I already have a buyer for this tacky trophy!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."