Trophy Hoarder Mugs

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.

"Why am I Sales Person of the Year? I already have a buyer for this tacky trophy!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Pinata Trophies

Fishing Boat Derby

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Zdeno Chara

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Bang!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'