Award Humorist Gifts

'Henderson, we've decided it's time to give you the recognition you deserve.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

The Scottish Lawn

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"It's obviously an original."

"When did this game get started?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Thinking about TV.

'You're messing with my head.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade