Professional Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and creative spirit of a professional humorist? Discover quirky mugs, clever T-shirts, humorous pillows, and witty prints that celebrate their comedic flair. Perfect for those who love to make others laugh and think outside the box, our collection offers a unique blend of humor and artistry that will brighten any space or wardrobe. Give a gift that resonates with their artistic humor and shows appreciation for their talent to entertain and inspire.

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"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy." mockup

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."

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"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me." mockup

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

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'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.' mockup

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

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'If you need me for anything, just whistle.'

'If you need me for anything, just whistle.' mockup

'If you need me for anything, just whistle.'

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'And you call yourself a lawyer?' mockup

'And you call yourself a lawyer?'

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"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!" mockup

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

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"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

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"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars." mockup

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

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Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua. mockup

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'" mockup

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

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"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key." mockup

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

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'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.' mockup

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel." mockup

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

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"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down." mockup

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

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The Phantom Of The Garden

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"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro." mockup

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

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Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath. mockup

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

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Guitar pickin'

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Rap-scallions

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"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair." mockup

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

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"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds." mockup

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

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Double Saxophone

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'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!' mockup

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

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"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?" mockup

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

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Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

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"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..." mockup

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

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'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?' mockup

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

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Edward Elgar.

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All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note. mockup

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

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'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.'' mockup

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

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"Ding" "Dong"

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Magic Act

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No Instruments Please

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Dr. Phil takes it home.

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Professional Humorist Gifts Collection

Professional Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of humorous mugs, perfect for humorists who love to start their day with a smile or share a joke over coffee.

Professional Humorist Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows, a fun and cozy way to add personality and laughter to any room or living space.

Professional Humorist Prints

Browse our witty prints, perfect for humorists seeking to decorate their space with clever, inspiring, and funny artwork.

Professional Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our collection of witty T-shirts, designed for humorists to showcase their clever personality with style and comfort.