Award Humorist Prints

'Henderson, we've decided it's time to give you the recognition you deserve.'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

The Scottish Lawn

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"When did this game get started?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'You're messing with my head.'

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Thinking about TV.

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."