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'What clan do you belong to?'

"It is we."

Scottish party

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Out of kilter.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Chef copy robot

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Highland Piper.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The Scottish Lawn

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Eye in the sky is watching you.