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'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"It is we."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Jar wars

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Napoleon marches off alone

Gorbachev Changed the World

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

01/08/45

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Sailor and mine

'Not another war film.'

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

BE.. All that you can BE...

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'