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Dancing with the Star Wars

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Luke Sleepwalker...

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

War and Peace GIF

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'Tarzan'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Really big bang

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'