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Dr. Strangelove Continues

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

Jimi Hendrix.

The unknown war poet.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Gorbachev Changed the World

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Alexei Kosygin

A 1950's Barber Shop

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Russian Spy Debriefing

You'll Miss Us

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

The Jumping Tank

Mick Jagger at 95.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

Hard Rock Cafe.

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

Nikita Khrushchev

Really big bang

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.