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1964, The height of the Cold War. In an average community surrounding a little-known biological warfare institute, the obesity epidemic is quietly unleashed.

Rudy, you can't meet with the Russians. It'll be a disaster of epic proportions. How so? What could possibly go wrong? There are always unintended consequences with Russia. It was summer of 1988. I was a teenager on a one-man goodwill tour across the Soviet Union. Just me, my Harley and my leather jacket ... that is, until I visited the Kremlin. Let's just say I rode the last few thousand miles of that journey with a beautiful older blonde named Irina clinging to my back. Her father Mikhail was

Alexei Kosygin

Sir Winston Churchill

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Glasnost

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Gorbachev Changed the World

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

Nikita Khrushchev

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

Cold War latest - 'Oh no! Diplomats!'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Hey, here's a song full of coded messages I used to sing in Prague.'

American and Russian foreign policy?

"This will destroy what's left of your reputation!"

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

The Russian Bear and the American Umbrella.

US and Russia tit-for-tat Ukrainian war crimes investigations that are looking more like soviet era show trials.

"A Russian attack is imminent."

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

"Mr Gorbachev, open this gate!"

The End of the End of the Cold War is Here