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"Hmm... sounds like a Communist plot to me."

Sir Winston Churchill

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Harry S. Truman

Ukraine Crisis

Nato Membership

Glasnost

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Alexei Kosygin

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

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'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Nikita Khrushchev

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Brooklyn.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.