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"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Sir Winston Churchill

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Harry S. Truman

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Glasnost

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Alexei Kosygin

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Donald Rumsfeld

'Not another war film.'

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Cold War latest - 'Oh no! Diplomats!'

'In other news, Tweedledumistan today invaded Tweedledeeistan....'

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

Nikita Khrushchev

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War