Trojan War Fans Mugs

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Luke Sleepwalker...

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

War and Peace GIF

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Darth Vader at the hair salon

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Maria Teresa Vera

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'Tarzan'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

Really big bang

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'