Trojan War Fan T-Shirts

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

King George I

Turkish Democracy

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

A Little Extra

Christmas on Other Planets.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Revenge had come.

Luke Sleepwalker...

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Sun Worshipers

War and Peace GIF

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Serious business

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Supermarket Newscaster

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

I can't stand it --- They're just so cute at that stage!