Trojan Horse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'It's a hybrid.'

Horse Clean-up

Maria Teresa Vera

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Remounts for the Yeomanry