Trojan War Aficionado Pillows

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

"It is we."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Napoleon marches off alone

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I should now like to make a few anti-Soviet remarks."

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Not another war film.'

Sailor and mine

Dancing with the Star Wars

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

BE.. All that you can BE...

Deadlock In Moscow: The General Secretary Insists That Mrs. Gorbachev Write a Nice Thank-You Note to Mrs. Reagan.

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'