Tremor Theorist T-Shirts

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Davos.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

Max Weber

Sergei Taneyev

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Capital

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'War!... What's it good for?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Leos Janacek

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Bertrand Russell

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Time? Time's relative.'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

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Guy Debord

Richard Taruskin

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."