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She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Davos.

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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Sergei Taneyev

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?'

Capital

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

'War!... What's it good for?'

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Bertrand Russell

Leos Janacek

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Time? Time's relative.'

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"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Guy Debord

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