Traveling Skeptic Gifts

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"No religious nuts!"

Stonehenge Books

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

Stanley Middleton

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Right, now have got everything - passports, airline tickets, parachutes..."

Gurus wise words on lost socks

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

'About time... my parents are keeping me here against my will.'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

Belief / Beyond Belief

"That's it, Lucille! No more mystery destination tours!"

'Before I escort you to your hotel, would you like to see Brest?'