Travel Taleteller Gifts

'Unfortunately, Don lost his camera on the way back from our holiday. But not to worry, he's going to describe all 350 photos in detail for you.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Airplane Mode.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Ultimately love would find her...

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Will that be coach?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"